When odd reports are received through official channels stating that the President of the United States is being held captive on a secret international moon base called Vegan and that he has been replaced on Earth by a clone, the US Marshall Service immediately sends their 'best' man, Dix, on the mission.
Marshal Richard "Dick" Dix
Cassandra Menage
Captain Valentino Di Pasquale
Dr. Griffin Pratt
Dr. Uschi Künstler
President Bill Clinton
Lieutenant Bradford Shitzu
Secretary Osgood
Police Chief Halverson
Yetta Pussel
Famous Tenor
Famous Tenor
Famous Tenor
Famous Tenor (voice)
Famous Tenor (voice)
Famous Tenor (voice)
Conductor
Security Gendarme
Hilary Clinton
Commander Wickernuts
Oona Hottenlocker-Wickernuts
Opera House Security Guard
Teenage Hostage
Spaceport Customs Officer
Backstage Gendarme
Inspector Wazoo
Wardrobe Dresser
Pin Head Alien
Pin Head Alien
Flashback Doctor
Flashback Mother
Opera Reporter
Sumo Wrestler
Sumo Wrestler
Theater Manager
Shuttle Flight Attendant
Female Prompter
Sax Musician
Alien Emcee
Converted Alien
Violinist
Vegan Night Club Singer
Vegan Night Club Singer
Vegan Night Club Dancer
Vegan Night Club Dancer
Vegan Night Club Dancer / Concert Dancer
Vegan Night Club Dancer
Vegan Night Club Dancer / Concert Dancer
Vegan Night Club Dancer
Vegan Night Club Dancer
Concert Dancer
Concert Dancer
Spaceport Passenger (uncredited)
Evil Alien (uncredited)
Sexy Alien Babe (uncredited)
Bloated Alien (uncredited)
Groucho Marx (uncredited)
