Big Shark

Tommy Wiseau

Patrick

Isaiah LaBorde

Tim

Mark Valeriano

Georgie

Wayne Douglas Morgan

Captain Joe

Raul Phoenix

Tony

Erica Mary Gillheeney

Charlotte

Ashton Leigh

Sophia

Joseph Poliquin

Alex

Jeff Pearson

Dan Lancing

Kaleb Naquin

Roger

Amber Nicole Dalton

Billie Dalton

Elaina Guidry

Melanie

Thomas Johnston

Paul

Michael Appling

Alfonso (butcher)

Violet Bucaro

Hot Girl/Betty

Tracy Camp

Janice Jackson/Tammy

Brett Justin Koppel

Collin