Bumbling, twenty-something slackers use their self-proclaimed "genius" to save a small town from the evil clutches of Lord Billiards, a land-grabbing pool celebrity.
Charles
Uncle John
Little Girl
Young Charles
Mrs. Clayton
Suzanne
Aaron
Jude Martin Wilson
Lord Billiards
Nathaniel
The Sultan
Young Dex
Dr. Marion Lefler
Sarah Allgood
Petree
Morgan
Sal
Steven
Ice Skater
Clay
Young Keith
Seth
Keith
Dex
Policeman
Young Clay
Donatello
NASA Dude
Student
NASA Newbie
Young Steven
Lacey
Homeschool
Cadet Nielson
Lawyer
Girlfriend
Ruben
Drive-Thru Customer
