Romantic comedy set against the story of a grudge football match between two pubs. The prize for the winner of the centenary match is the the closure of their opponent's bar. The Match was mainly filmed around Straiton in Ayrshire.
Wullie Smith
Sheila Bailey
Billy Bailey
Gorgeous Gus
Rosemary Bailey
Big Tam
Scrapper
Buffalo
Piss Off
Mechanic
Danny Van Boy
Dingus
Tommy
Dead Eye
Happy Feet
John MacGhee
Patsy Kennedy
Carol McGhee
Charlie
Arrow
Lefty
Righty
Growler
Anna Smith
Nancy No Pants
English Harry
Pasty Face
Himself
