When he's caught up in a deadly conspiracy, an unemployed greeting card writer must create the perfect card for a new holiday to save his skin.
Ray
Jill
Gundy
Styvesan
Detective Miller
Buddy
Taft
Mrs. Taft
Harold Lamb
Karen Lamb
Cathy Gile
Madsen
Warez
Peabody
Governor Speakman
Sonnyboy
Betcher
Munoz
Denny
Drew
Shitfoot
Rupert
Cardie #1
Cardie #2
Mrs. Kim
Ellen
Jock
Newscaster
Secretary
Student Driver
Minister
Narrator (voice)
Guy Using the Bathroom (uncredited)
Detective Miller's Girlfriend (uncredited)
