Spoof of the "Taken" franchise. An ex-CIA agent who is now a mall security guard discovers that things are being taken from him. He must team up with his mom, also an ex-CIA agent, to defeat his rival and save his family.
Bryan Millers
Money Maker
Lenore Millers
Edna Millers
Kim Millers
Jamie Dempsy
Brown Finger
Himself
Fake Akon
Dalmat
Dirty Lady
Flight Attendant
Fireman
News Reporter
Old Man
Doctor
Little Girl
Pharmacist
Store Manager
Joe
Herself
Himself
Stoner #1
Stoner #2
Party Girl #1
Party Girl #2
Party Girl #3
Party Patron #1
Jimmy
Albanian Thug #1
Albanian Thug #2
Albanian Thug #3
Albanian Thug #4
Albanian Thug #5
Albanian Thug #6
Receptionist
Sue
Buddy #1
Buddy #2
Raja
All 3 Shih Tzus (uncredited)
Aggressive Warehouse Dog (uncredited)
Mr. Vialis (uncredited)
Shopper (uncredited)
Housekeeper (uncredited)
Albanian Thug #7 (uncredited)
Albanian Thug #8 (uncredited)
