A private eye spoof that sends up assorted TV detectives from Ironside, Columbo and Kojak to Baretta, McCloud and Starsky and Hutch, as eight bumbling super-sleuths band together in a battle of wits against the devilishly clever Master Criminal.
Chief Ironbottom
Pony Lambretta
Studsky
Len 'Hatch' Hatchington
Lt. Nojack
Sheriff Tim MacSkye
Sgt. Salty Sanderson
Parks the Pusher
Lt. Palumbo
Det. Starkos
Mr. Burnice
Raquel
Virginia Trickwood
Mrs. Palumbo
Narrator (voice)
Willie the Wino
The Man in White
Thug
Sophia
Marilyn
Chickie Baby (voice)
Kindly Doctor
Truck Driver
Rookie Cop
Fitzhugh
Great Lady
Dandified Gentleman
Candy Store Proprietor
Girl #1
Girl #2
Hooker #1
Hooker #2
Stunner
