Told in Documentary form, the film depicts a group of five British film critics and politicians who venture off into the West Virginian wilderness in search of the "Tony Blair Witch" which may or may not be related to British Prime Minister Tony Blair.
Alexander Walker
Tony Blair
Nigel
Calan Fairbrain
Gregory Wallin
Chief Redneck
Redneck
Redneck
Young Hick
Silly American
Redneck Attacker
Nobody
Murchison, Surley Video Store Clerk
GNC Store Clerk
Clueless Interviewee
Smarmy Interviewee
