A disillusioned widower begins getting weird e-mail messages and duly heads to a strip club. Unfortunately, once there, he sees his supposedly dead wife lap-dancing; even more unfortunately, she also happens to be a vampire.
Scott Travers
Jennifer Travers
Charmagne
Alison Blair
Detective Crank
Jack Slayton
Stacey
Laszlo
Thomas
Leopard Girl
The Keeper
Vampire Waitress
Bartender
Sergeant Lester
Cop #1
Human Fly Girl
Fire Girl
