Welcome to T & A High, where the entire student body including campus virgin Purity Busch, chronic masturbator Melvin Jerkovski, repressed Principal Stuckoff and blonde bombshell Bootsie Goodhead all must rise to the challenges of freshman breast exams, bikini cheerleader attacks, inappropriate uses of bowling ball holes and much more.
Rick McKay
Brent Van Dusen III
Purity Busch
Howie Bates
Bootsie Goodhead
Melvin Jerkovski
Tim Stevenson
Rhonda Rockett
Principal Stuckoff
Miss Boudoir
Vince the Prince
Miss Shivers
Ward Busch
June Busch
Mrs. Roach
Trisha
MC
Sarah Bellum
Librarian
Moose Reardon
Miss Anna Tommical
T & A Cheerleader
T & A Cheerleader
T & A Cheerleader
T & A Cheerleader
T & A Cheerleader
T & A Cheerleader
Student Getting Breast Exam (uncredited)
Sunbather (uncredited)
Bowler (uncredited)
American Legionnaire (uncredited)
