Anita's boyfriend Mitchell dumped her after 3.5 years for Heather. All she can think about is humiliating him, mostly in poems that are bitter, banal, and hilarious.
Anita Liberty
Amy
Heather
Gynecologist
Chris, the Blind Date
Man at Party #1
Man at Party #2
Man at Party #3
Man at Party #4
Mitchell
Make-out King
Make-out Queen
