Convinced he'll graduate with honors because of his thesis paper, a stuffy Harvard student finds his paper being held hostage by a homeless man, who might be the guy to school the young man in life.
Simon Wilder
Montgomery 'Monty' Kessler
Courtney Blumenthal
Everett Calloway
Jeffrey Hawks
Prof. Pitkannan
Homeless Woman
Chuck, Security Guard
Helga
Harvard Cop
Judge
Donation Student
Newspaper Purchaser #1
Newspaper Purchaser #2
Librarian
Social Security Clerk
Ms. Moore
Homeless Man
Church Custodian
Homeless Man #2
Mailman
Marilyn Monroe
Sophomore
Marty
Frank Wilder
Doctor Kay
