Tony Stilano and Trev Spackneys both own, live over and work in adjoining take-away fish shops in Melbourne. Although they have fallen into a habitual rivalry based on a cause long forgotten, the pair unite when the multinational fast-food outlet "Burgies" unveils a new store directly opposite the twin fish & chips shops.
Tony Stilano
Trev Spackney
Sonja Stilano
Dave
Burgies Manager
Tarquin
Ken
Mal the Butcher
Mrs McLeod
Sean
Barry Burgie
Freddy Fry
Mrs Williams
Builder
Burgies CEO
Billy
Penny
Squire
Innkeeper
Innkeeper's Wife
Man 1
Neighbourhood Waster
Neighbourhood Man
Heavy 1
Heavy 2
Photographer
Newsreader
Prison Guard
Waster 2
Protestor
Old Man
Hare Krshna
