Given the opportunity to headline their own feature film by studio executive Mr. Mordicus, Sonny and Cher have three days to come up with an idea for a hit movie or they'll have to use the studio's hackneyed script.
Sonny
Cher
Mordicus
Warren
Smith
Tough Hombre
Garth
Brandon
Mordicus' Girl
Mordicus' Girl
Mordicus' Girl
Lieutenant
Solly
Kid
Proprietor
Telegrapher
Gangster
Wrestler
Wrestler
Peddler
Old Timer
Bartender
Deputy
Jungle Gino (uncredited)
