England, 1813. In the middle of a long-awaited marriage proposal, Miss Estrogenia Talbot gets her period. Her suitor, Mr. Dickley, mistakes the blood for an injury, and it soon becomes clear that his expensive education has missed a spot.
Estrogenia "Essy" Talbot
Mr. James Dickley
Labinia Talbot
Vagianna Talbot
Mr. Father Talbot
Mrs. Bitts
Dr. Bangley
Barty the Footman
Juliet the Housemaid
Rebecca the Washer Woman
Dirty Drunk Gardener
