Virgil Starkwell is intent on becoming a notorious bank robber. Unfortunately for Virgil and his not-so-budding career, he is completely incompetent.
Virgil Starkwell
Louise
Fritz
Miss Blair
Jake - Convict
Al - Bank Robber
Chain Gang Warden
Fred
Vince
Frank
Joe Agneta
The Judge
Farm House Lady
Mother Starkwell
Julius Epstein - The Psychiatrist
Father Starkwell
Michael Sullivan
The Narrator
Kay Lewis
Prison Guard
